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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 156 points 1 week ago (46 children)

I feel the need to put this on its head.

What if the girl, after whatever time they spent relaxing realized she truly enjoyed his company and decided she wanted to keep him as someone she can spend time as a person and not a sexual object?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 39 points 1 week ago (24 children)

i will never understand the inability for people not to have amazing sex with their friends

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Somewhere along the line, when you finally meet the person that truly meets all your expectations for a life together, your friend:

  • Have they told you we used to fuck?
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

And any partner of mine in that situation would be like cool… 3some? And everyone has fun

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