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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by BlackLaZoR@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've got no reason to hate you; I don't even know you.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He didn't ask you, he told you to do it.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Not really, they gave me a choice ("feel free to") and I chose not to....

I probably just woosh'd myself, didn't I?

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's probably Canadian.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope so. Canadians are great, eh?

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heh I'm Polish, Poland stronk I guess?

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Explains a lot too.

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