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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Hike sound like 1st date PC to anyone? I mean, it depends on the definition of hike but someone I barely know dragging me to an isolated place in the woods somewhere sounds like a legit way to end up being drug through the woods with a much higher probability than the typical coffee shop date.

Also, who doesn't have work-mances without deeper meaning? I always have beer after work bros and lunch/break dates with my coworkers but that has no meaning beyond. In fact, I've always had a strict rule of never shit in my own back yard. If I was so inclined as to date someone from work, I would not do so until after finding a new job.

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

what do you mean by "1st date PC"?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It's tradition to bring your date a new PC on the occasion of your first date. It doesn't have to be fancy, but it should at least boot.

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