this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
683 points (99.1% liked)

Greentext

4452 readers
1407 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (11 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

She gonna eat the coffee filter too?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No, that will either be washed and reused or used as toilet paper

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Getting a UTI speed run, any %.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

Use it while it's hot. Warm, caffeinated TP

Nah, only use the coffee filter for solids, since that's what it's designed for.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)