Greentext

6770 readers

1054 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

840

Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

257 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 71 points 6 months ago (10 children)

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 6 months ago (5 children)

All you have to do is follow the damn train...

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This hurts me

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

He can't hurt you if you shoot him first! In fact, that's how you get his indestructible Sanchez motorcycle...

load more comments (3 replies)

load more comments (7 replies)