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Anon drops decimeters, distinctly delighted daily (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be 400 pound fat fuck
>decide to lose weight because friends are genuinely concerned
>now only 200 pounds
>old guy who occasionally walks my same route notices
>congratulates me
>Feels pretty good
>like a week later see a different old fellow on the path
>"You're the fella who lost all that weight ain'tcha?"
>Genuinely makes my day

Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago?

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[–] blargbluuk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I made this

(youtube direct)