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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The argument that "I like immigrants, but don't let them change our culture" has been around for a long time. They'd say that about Italians, and now I can find a pizza place all over town. Seems like they can change it for the better to me.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Tomato's aren't native to Italy

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait... Are you saying tomatoes are an immigrant too?!

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

They should be put in prison

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