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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn't a new faction, they're gearing up to investigate and say there's nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn't want to die in prison.

[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

oh there won't be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name (R)s