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Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago

every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.

I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.

The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it's impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a "sleepover" at his estate.