When I was younger, I missed a pair of $5 sunglasses in my cart at Walmart self checkout on a $250 purchase. I was literally tackled in the parking lot.

In court, the LP manager entered a picture THEY took of the sunglasses with all the labels and tags intact. The judge was moving to rule that there was no intent and therefore not guilty, she cut the judge off mid sentence and told him she watched me remove the tags "and that's intent if I ever saw it." Completely contradicted her own evidence, got me convicted.

I was denied appeal because an LP manager is a "Professional Witness." But hey sall good these mother fuckers can just say "nuh uh" and coast all the way to scotus. 🙄