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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plans a long con (also this community just hit 1k subscribers!) (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ooh Jesus would have spoken Aramaic, so speaking that and saying you spent a thousand years with him could work!

Arabic for meering Muhammad

Or speaking Greek and saying you sailed down the river Styx.

So many good options!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jesus would've spoken HWHAT? Jesus was a white man who spoke English!

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

How DARE you respond with something far funnier than what I said!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Thats obviously wrong. The bible is written in German.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Are there many Aramaic discord servers?