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[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Wauw. American cops are really scared of..everything aren’t they.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This family is lucky they didn't have an oak tree in their front yard or they'd have all been shot in self defense

[–] GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

ONE GUY empties his clip into the back of his own squad car with a handcuffed suspect in it because of a falling acorn and now suddenly the whole force is getting an ear full... I'm sorry, but I thought this was America

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks for the laugh, Randy.

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