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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] athos77@kbin.social 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We were in the communist state of New York and then we were in Connecticut and we just escaped all the earthquakes then we got to Massachusetts which probably had some earthquakes and we got to New Hampshire

No no no, keep going, keep going!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Dear Rudy,

Go east about 500 miles. I guarantee you will find no communists there. And it'll be a great place to set up your new life.

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