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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit
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Remember that one time Hillary Clinton answered an endless barrage of congressional questions for eleven hours without showing any signs of fatigue?
Apparently, she should've just taken a nap.
She was sustained by eating babies, its an unfair advantage
If I remember, the babies were sliced up and used as toppings on a pedo gay pizza.
Pedo gay pizza made in the basement of a building that doesn't have one!
With pineapple
Pineapple on pedo pizzas is the worst.
That is what they want you to think. What better cover for a secret basement then having no basement /s