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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (14 children)

The commencement speaker at U-M's engineering college this year was Carlos Del Toro, the US' 78th Secretary of The Navy. He spent most of his speech talking about the connection between the armed forces and U-M's engineers, and how they've helped create the world's "most powerful military", how they've helped secure "our great country", etc. Made many jokes about how if someone wanted to enlist, they could do it from their seats right away and they would just love to have them. Absolutely surreal shit. I'm so glad I didn't go to my commencement when I graduated, these things are a waste of fucking time.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Interesting. I thought engineers were supposed to be funneled into the companies that make the weapons, not use them. Either way it's kind of shitty to encourage people to enlist during a major event meant to celebrate their academic achievements.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Apparently you need engineers on both sides of that isle, at least that's what he seemed to indicate lol.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Government engineers are supposed to be there to keep costs down, manage classified stuff, and keep the industry contractors honest.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I work with many civil engineers in public sector. Let you know if I ever work with one that didn't explode costs.

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