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[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 198 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Paying off porn stars by illegal methods in order to influence an election*

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Such a waste of money. Remember, he has "the most loyal people. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s like incredible!"

He should have just let her talk. Such a sucker.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I think that's probably the part that bugs him the most, well other than the idea that he's accountable for his crimes and can be caught cuz I'm sure that bugs him more than anything else, but I mean the idea that he didn't need to do any of this. That must eat him up inside. At the time this started he had no idea how much power he would have over his masses of morons. Now he knows that he could pay off 100 porn stars and and they wouldn't bat an eye.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

It would eat him up inside if he were capable of admitting he did something wrong. Every action he takes is the best, the most perfect action, no one could have done a better action. Every action he didn't take, but his definition, is clearly wrong.

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