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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 136 points 5 months ago (47 children)

Satan is actually the good one; God just talked a bunch of shit and lied about how cool he was and how bad Satan was to pick up ~~chicks~~ worshippers.

[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Story of Job is basically

Satan: bet that guy wouldn't worship you anymore if you ruined his life

God: Totally would, watch me kill his whole family

They are both on team asshole

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