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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 3 months ago (46 children)

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 216 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago (9 children)

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

That's a grudgin

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"

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