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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

The theater near me is staffed by teenagers who couldn't care less. I always stop at the dollar store or even grab a burger and put it in my backpack. I haven't been asked about the contents of my bag in like 10 years

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Some guy checked my bag once, loaded with snacks, looked me dead in the eye, and shrugged while waving me in haha. That man's a G.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

We'd go every Friday to the movies and would get ridiculous on what we'd bring in. There was three of us and we'd take in bags of taco bell with the large drinks, one time we stopped at the grocery store and got a whole cooked chicken, six pack of beer, baked beens, and corn. Plates and silverware. Good times.

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