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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon texts her very normal boyfriend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like the rest of his life?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he's not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.