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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets the shits (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Enter the Sandman

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Say your prayers, little one

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sleep with one eye open

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Bro, you skipped a couple lines. The next part is, "I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the Sandman, he comes." Then you sleep with one eye open while gripping your pillow tight.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Sleep with brown eye open