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He was tired of dating apps. So he bought a billboard. (www.washingtonpost.com)

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[+] Windex007@lemmy.world -31 points 3 months ago (15 children)

If Dave thought that this picture of himself (clearly unshowered) was something to throw up on a billboard, I already know why he was struggling with dating apps.

I understand how much dating apps suck. But if you reject the reality that your pictures shouldn't demonstrate a lack of basic hygiene, you're not even really participating. It's like insisting on going to bat with a pool noodle; I admire your dedication but nobody can consider it a genuine attempt.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think he maybe just has long hair and likes not tying it down. That’s a perfectly fine style these days - might not be to your taste, but many are down with it. It looks completely fine. I’ve worked with male engineers with shorter and less well-kept hair than that.

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