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The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October (www.military.com)

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Would have been a lot more cost-effective for the powers-that-be to just say "you know what, just wear coveralls everywhere, as long as they're not covered in paint."

They couldn't, because those coveralls were super flammable and a danger to anyone wearing them.