this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.
Yeah, now he can work all day on battery instead of having to carry around a charger because the shitty ass laptop is out of battery in 2 hours somehow, depite being much slower than the macbook
Oh wow thats so cool, Apple should introduce a way to trade in vital organs to make it more accessible to people of your capacity.
Not cool, just basic useability
Hey man, if you find yourself with a Very Serious Opinion after reading one of these, you should maybe say it out loud in a room by yourself instead of posting it as a comment. This has nothing to do with whether you're right or not. Nobody wants Serious Opinions underneath their jokes, and you will be much happier when you learn this.
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