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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 months ago (7 children)

how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

That’s the great part, you don’t

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.

> gets politician called as evil stalinist by other
> looks inside
> the mildest form of social democracy imaginable

Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The text isn't green tho

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what if you are anon

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

I'm dch82, not anon

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Give up your sanity

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 months ago

Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.

A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.

Take my sage.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Thx bby

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

don't go to /b/

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WTMYWTSC on /gif/

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WTMYWTSC

What does that mean?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

webms that make you want to say "cool"