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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 123 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Look and see if your state has at home Burial services. If they do tell them you want to bury the body at home and you do not want it embalmed. Then buy an absolute fuck ton of Dermestid beetles online. Then, get ready for the horrid smell as they eat the flesh off of your father's rotting corpse over the course of a year or more.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Imagine a neighbor who’s annoying dog barks in their yard sometimes.

Now imagine a neighbor who’s fathers’s rotting corpse is slowly being eaten by beetles over the course of a year or more.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

I'll take the corpse

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