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how long is this fucking article

In a statement to the Guardian, Roberts denied ever killing a dog with a shovel. He did not answer questions about why several people say he told them that he had.

News of Roberts’s alleged comments to colleagues comes as Trump, the Republican nominee for president, and his running mate, JD Vance, have engaged in a racist and false propaganda campaign to demonize Haitian immigrants living in Springfield, Ohio, by claiming that they have been killing and eating people’s pets. The xenophobic claims, which are probably meant to strengthen support among white, racist and anti-immigrant voters, have incited multiple bomb threats that have disrupted the Springfield community.

Marsha Weisiger, a colleague of Roberts at the time who is now an environmental history professor at the University of Oregon, recalled being invited to dinner at Roberts’s home with her husband, and Roberts telling both of them the story about how he had hit a neighbor’s pit bull with a shovel and killed it.

To make matters worse, she recalled Roberts saying that the neighbor in question also had puppies and that he had considered killing them, too. Weisiger’s husband, who asked not to be named, recalled Roberts saying he had complained about the dog to the police, who were not responsive, and that the dog sometimes got into his yard.

Daniel Aran, who has been released from prison and is now the owner of a small construction company, spoke to the Guardian from the front yard of the small stone house. Aran is lean and muscular, with a chiseled face and hardened stare.

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Regardless, the article is extremely long and onion-y, and I wouldn't brag about it at a dinner party.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't know the circumstances as to how it came up. I don't brag about killing a wild pig in my front yard, I hated it, but I can see such a thing coming up in conversation.

"Nah. I hate the guy so he must have been bragging. Probably brought it apropos of nothing. 'So anyway, want to hear how I killed the neighbor's dog with a shovel?'"

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago

Hmm, you do have a point.