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Meta could build a set of glasses that lets me view Pluto, washes the dishes, and gives me a loving blowjob, and I wouldn't let them get within 10m of me.
What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?
Is it teethy?
With a sandpaper tongue and diamond studded grilles.
Nope cant do it without the powdered Carolina ghost pepper water.