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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 395 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (36 children)

For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

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