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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 228 points 1 month ago (23 children)

I'm going to bet fox.

Those mofos sound like someone is murdering a 13 yr old girl.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I describe fox noises as sounding like a combination of shock and pain, like someone getting unexpectedly stabbed in the back with a fondue fork at what was up until then a nice party.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Lmfao that's hilarious

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