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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 395 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (36 children)

For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (35 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!

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