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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Last time I went in a vegetables shop I only took a peach. I think the owner thought something similar of me, because he told me I didn't need to pay.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (10 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... the fuck else would it be?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A fruit? Never heard of anyone referring to it as a veggie. Cultural difference?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There ain't no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chill my yin, no need to go full Israel over a culture classifying peaches differently

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah you need to go further

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

this guy thinks peaches are fruits

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Non-vegan peaches

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