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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Last time I went in a vegetables shop I only took a peach. I think the owner thought something similar of me, because he told me I didn't need to pay.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (10 children)

A PEACH IS NOT S VEGETABLE!

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

Vegetables are a portmanteau of vegetation and table, as they are vegetarian for the table.

All fruits are vegetation for the table, or vegetables. It's just that not all vegetables are fruits.

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