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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (24 children)

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

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