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I'm sitting here with explosive diarrhoea and this would be somewhat worse if my balls could taste.
You realize you're supposed to take your underwear off before using the toilet, right?
I do, yes. Did you miss the "explosive" part?
Its only a real problem when you have to switch from wiping to patting.
I prefer my bidet shower.
Using toilet paper seems so awfully unhygienic in comparison. Like, if you fell face first into a pile of shit, would you want some water, soap and a towel, or... a roll of paper?
How to tell if someone has a bidet: they'll tell you about their bidet.
Side note: I have a bidet. Get one.
OK aye you got me with that one.
But also, it's literally always been a thing here in Finland and I didn't realise the rest of the planet doesn't have it but default.
Like my grandparents bathroom had one before they remodeled it in the mid 90*s.
But yeah if you don't have one, it doesn't cost much. Whats that podcast one for instance.
I'll have to take your word for it. I've only seen pictures of them.