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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets pulled over (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 91 points 2 months ago

Officer > office mam is a good pun, the cop just didn't appreciate it.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 69 points 2 months ago

Fake: the officer didn't shoot OP.

Gay: OP blew.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Never had there been a better time for the classic "takes one to know one!"