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[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and make them explosively shit

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.

now we're cooking with gas!!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

just want you to know your duck name made my day better, great shit

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Omg thank you!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
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Oh no, I don't have any grapes.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Girl seems pleased

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

accidentally points at cow

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard's hypothesis that God wasn't done creating animals when he smoked all the opium "just to test the first batch" 😁

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... and give them corkscrews.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ducks are nature's wine bottle opener.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“And make it taste better.”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's what the quacking does

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

And corkscrew genitals

[–] oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

god creating platypuses: "get that kazoo off a duck, stick it to an otter and replace its tail with a beaver's! oh, and, while youre at it, make it poisonous btw"

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God was just messing at that point