F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
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THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
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Starts playing that German Erika song
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We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.
By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".
"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"
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I always read it as companies who were responsible for offshoring labor. I might be too generous though.
That's part of the power of the term. Globalism is a valid term for a view about how integrated international markets foster economic and social benefits, while Globalist is often used as a racist dogwhistle. Racists often use small variations of accepted terms to conflate and low key their hatred in public venues.
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Rage on Behalf of the Machine
I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay
Them:" I saw someone once who spoke a different language than me once. What is that if not GLOBALISM?"
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It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
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We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
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Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)
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YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
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🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶
Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.
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Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.
The (((globalists))) are the cultural Marxists, A.K.A. the Jews: The Origins of the 'Globalist' Slur
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“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”
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🎶Some of those that burn crosses
are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶
I like how it's:
If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.
... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “
You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.
He doesnt actually know how to write songs, but in his head he "knows" hes the main character, so he thinks hes gonna get a group of musicians together, start playing some shitty chord, and everything will just fall into place and the bassist and drummer will stsrt playing along with some brilliant ideas of their own that he can take all the credit for because he's the frontman and he started the band.
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Deporting in the Name Of
ICE is comin' back around again.
They're kicking out the People of the Sun
The Renegades of Trump.
"Rage as the Machine"
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