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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

I am pretty much as straigth CIS as it gets...

... but after my stint in the german army i - at least for a time - transitioned to something werewolf alike: I didn't shave, did spend crazy amounts of time on the heavy iron and looked something alike hugh jackman going hobo. The "once a month" thing also applied: Got once a month heavily drunk and searched out fights.....

Regarding the werewolf strap i can neither confirm nor deny anything...

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago

Nah, I'm a vile little goblin.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Do people who transition suddenly get pale and sunburn easily?

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Not per se, it's just that a lot of transfems (though i feel this could apply to transmascs too) don't like their body and so stay inside. Hence the pale skin.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Twilight fanfic is going to be wild after this breaks containment

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 19 hours ago

breaks containment

mtf>mobile task force

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 43 points 1 day ago

I hate how this is correct

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago

Not really related but the og picture came from Call of the night , and I just wanted to say that I m so happy for the season 2

A whole meme about it and not one "wolfman's got nards". Why do we let our culture die like this

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago

a lot of the vampire one can also describe trans guys

[–] notsure@fedia.io 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world -5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Looks like someone is pulling reeeeeal hard to try to stretch an already well-established and explained metaphor so they can say 'No, guys, don't you see? This huge piece of pop culture I like is really about meeeeeeeeeeeee.'

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

Or, maybe, just maaaayyybe.... they're just having a little fun with pop culture.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Anon has apparently never met or even heard of a non-white MTF?

This is stupid.

And obviously racist.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago

Fake outrage in your communities? It's more likely than you think.