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Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has reportedly requested that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and senior ICE officials suspend immigration enforcement operations in Chicago for Halloween.

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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Everyone should just dress as ice agents.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I want to ask ICE to promptly suck their own dicks and shit on their faces.

fucking fascist pigs.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Watch ICE run around brutalizing kids dressed as aliens or alien characters like superman or Goku.

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