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Imagine the damage (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There's no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Be the change you wish to see.

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!

[–] rbn@feddit.ch 12 points 9 months ago

But just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it's ready for use.

Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Don't tease me with a good time

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

This guy:

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

It's probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it's just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

👺

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 9 months ago

I don't have enough lube for that.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large "crumple zone".

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'd rather not.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

ooh yeah

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Goatse.jpg

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.