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“So like Chris [Cox, Meta’s chief product officer] and I have been talking about, ‘all right, well, can we build 50 new apps? Like, yeah, probably,” Zuckerberg is quoted to have said in the article. “But we probably should start by doing a few before we just, like, ramp up trying to do 50 all at once.”
Motherfucker intends to flood the app market with slop-at-scale. The fuck kinda 50 apps would you even come up with?
TIHI
Dude lucked out on a friendster lookalike and has never come up with a successful original idea since. Also, is he putting on a fake tan in that tumbnail?
Sucking up to Trump?
I would bet money on the fake tan
Maybe he's laid off the suncream since the last time the papparazi got him:
Jesus... more like sun scream, amirite?
He do be thicc tho
thicc (derogatory)
Stop shooting with a camera
Mark Zuckerberg is one of the worst humans alive. Right below Trump, Netanyahu, and Elon. They all gotta go.
Did Putin die? Otherwise it's difficult to understand why he's not in that list.
Great list! I'd add Bezos as well for my top 5.
Don't forget the Ellisons.
Can we make it a top 10? I propose Martin Shkrelly, Sam Altman and Peter Thiel for 6,7 and 8th spots
Don't forget Mark Andreesen, Vance, and every single successor to the Presidency under Trump.
Jensen Huang is in the top 5 as well.
Their VR Chat clone didn't quite pan out. Their Twitter clone didn't quite pan out. Onto the Reddit clone.
Technically it was a mastodon clone
Sure. They targeted Fediverse apps like Mastodon and Bluesky.
Has meta ever invented anything? I always thought it was ironic he called out apple for iPhone and then doing nothing, but all they've successfully created was Facebook, they bought everything else and illegally sold our data to get rich
lol only 20 years too late.
Let them fight. It’ll be entertaining. If we’re incredibly lucky (we won’t be incredibly lucky) they’ll find a way to bankrupt each other.
Fuckerberg is just an unoriginal, soulless husk, ain't he?
"Perhaps to spice things up a bit, this time around, Meta is also including a dedicated AI assistant in the app."
Yo dawg! I love a little spice on my reddit clone jus like I like a little shimma shimma shine on my fake vomit.
...and communities you care about
from meta? not a snowball's chance in zuckerberg hell.
Lemme guess, there won't be any "sort by" and instead the AI will give us post that the clank think we want?
Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too
