And coffee breaks... or banana breaks... and unions!
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Let's put them in open spaces in offices and micro-mananage then, that'll work.
I think that was just a galaxy, not the whole universe.
the monkey has infinite time
Use an infinite number of monkeys instead?
The controversial part is that while it's great and desirable on paper, it's almost never the case for 100% of the times. Great if it is though.
I wouldn't mind sending Trump there.
IF all else fails, use a Windows VM.
A moving vehicle in real life is a bit more complicated of an equation, factor in the car's angle towards the horizontal as you accelerate or brake, that's the original point, but whatever.
the bank can’t reissue
You mean they won't. Change banks or threaten to do so, might work.
in case you’re homeless you should have an address because you’re in a shelter
No homeless person left behind? Shelters for 100% of homeless people at all times?
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