ApathyTree

Huh.. I’m gunna have to try that. I have an unkempt Druid yard (tiny town lot, everyone around me has well manicured spaces, meanwhile I just plant stuff and hope it takes off with a healthy dose of neglect - the lilacs shading my brick wall have gone crazy!) with bird feeders for my cats to sit and watch, so I have a lot of rodents (rabbits to mice and all between).

I may have a fox den now though, we’ll see what happens with that. Fox would be way better than fake snakes.

If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.

Well now I’ve got the banana song stuck in my head.. (from memory so if I got any wrong, too bad)

Charlie, you look quite down, with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown, the world doesn’t have to be so gray.

Charlie, when your life’s a mess; when you’re feeling blue, always in distress, I know what will wash your sad away.

All you have to do is put a banana in your ear, you will never be happy if you live your life in fear.

It’s true, so true, when it’s in the world is bright and clear, the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers, so go and stick a banana in your ear!

ETA: video, cuz then I had to go listen to it anyway. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwYzi_IG6k

You can make or buy something like this if you can’t do clips.