Assman

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Neither can the future martian colonists

Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That's crazy bro. Probably the first time that's ever happened.

Pretty sure they're only guaranteed minimum wage if they don't receive tips. So yeah if you're cool with your waiter making $7 per hour instead of $3, don't tip.

How could they piss off the fans worse than Andromeda did

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You'll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn't happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It's hit and miss quality wise, but this way I'm only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.