Butterphinger

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[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah ha! Yes, this was voyager's fault.

False alarm!

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

...We can't keep doing this, guys

fingers to temples

The fucking top is formatted right, then this lmao. We look like ass at first impression. I'm on a Oneplus 11. Is this fringe hardware?

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

Just (finally) got a digital pressure cooker.

Bro, Pulled pork BBQ just whenever the fuck I want it for $10.

This slop? This ass food? Nah. It ain't even meat. Fuck that. Make a roast, do a brisket, you can do it!

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

no, the other Gran Turismo

GT4

perfection

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I have four 8TB drives from last year and 4 externals from my old build that were healthy when they came off the last system.

I might be a little ragged in 10 years but I'll still have a disk spinning if they aren't arresting wireguard users for terrorism by then.

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Time to buy some sbc boards so I can actually host content in ten years, with whoever's software considering the foss devs will be broke.

Thank fuck I'm a millennial and I only have thirty more years on the disappointment machine.

If you're under 30, learn how to shoot. You won't be doing much hosting.

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

chuckles nervously in Frankenstein'd Ender 3

holds fire extinguisher tighter

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sorry to break it for you, but no one actually plays Doom anymore.

ok, zoomer

https://doomwiki.org/wiki/ENDOOM_Mapping_Contest_2025

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

We're the target market to end.

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I'll host my photos on a jailbroken pregnancy test.

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