HonoraryMancunian

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Taliban Official Mocks US for Rejecting Kamala Harris: 'Americans Are Not Ready to Hand Over' Country 'to a Woman' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People forget that trump did not run for president 3 times. He's run for president 5 times.

OOTL foreigner here. When were the other 2 times?

I am doing anything I want in there and it will be glorious in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The stairs are part of an art installation at the Kongresshaus in Biel, Switzerland. "Beautiful steps number two" was created in 2009 for an exhibition. The artists told the website Snopes the stairs and doors are not functional, and the steps are not meant to support real people.

Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

Anon has a plan in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon loses weight in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
I bet God agrees. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
Anon shares his dating preferences in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Or the latter leading to the former

Anon gets a haircut in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

Anon took the buzzpill in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon signs up for a dating site in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

It's actually 4'11" btw

Anon signs up for a dating site in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago

>Looking for something long term

>Uses the term thots

Sounds like he's accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

Anon is Wario in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I had to look that word up

sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"

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Can we all agree that whatever version of predictive text we have nowadays is crap, and has been for a long time? (lemmy.world)
 

I'm sick of random capitalisations mid sentence. I'm sick of common words being replaced by less common ones or even downright nonsense. I'm sick of it taking three attempts to successfully get the word I want. I swear it's been like this for five years or more. Can we have a better version yet, or at least the old one back?

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Cardigangster (lemmy.world)
 

Bonus cutesy version: —

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Just wait until the next invention (lemmy.world)
 
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Me, checking later than I should with my siblings (lemmy.world)
 
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The Empire Strikes Backgammon (lemmy.world)
 
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UBI works too (lemmy.world)
 
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