IDew

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Anon gets a pizza in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Fake: anon goes outside

Gay: anon has a GuyFriend

Anon gets a new phone in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao

Welcome to Kagi, the paid search engine full of surprises, which today opened an account in the Fediverse! in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

True. Edited my comment to be more accurate :)

Welcome to Kagi, the paid search engine full of surprises, which today opened an account in the Fediverse! in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

If something is free, you're the product in almost all cases.

Anon goes to the gym in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fake and gay

You gained pounds in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ermm, wrong emoji 🤓☝️

I was made a humerous man...hopefully this doesn't send me south.. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 77 points 3 months ago (29 children)

I don't at all understand churches advertising.. Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol

violently cries and sobs in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the clear explenation! Further comments say it's a pretty neutral identification, but to me it sounds like there's two sides of it and one is bad. I presume this feeling is incorrect?

violently cries and sobs in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (25 children)

Pardon my ignorance, but what does cis mean?

Anon gives back in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

OS: neurolink

Phone: smasung galaxy s3

Browser: Firefox 78.3

Search engine: kagi trials

Location: on the desktop

Cookies: yummy

Send optional data to Microsoft:

Anon has an itch in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

Anon gets calls from scammers in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

These comments are more enjoyable than the greentext itself

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