MadBob

joined 1 year ago
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 36 points 6 months ago

Although I like the idea of a drug smuggler typing "as per my previous email..."

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Here lies

ManniSturgis

Father, brother, husband,

go-getter thanks to Nescafé.

Start your day right with a cup of Nescafé!

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago

It's Britney, bwonch.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 67 points 7 months ago (5 children)

It's like I've told a number of my bosses in the past: you have to treat the people making your money for you well, or they just fuck off. They never listen, and everyone always just fucks off. I'm a soothsayer!

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're just more competent down under, with a shotgun specifically.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you decide to use Mastodon afterwards, there's an instance where a bot reposts everything a given Twitter account posts called bird.makeup.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

It must be intelligent after all!

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

I don't eat animals myself but the vegan version is very good I have to say. Likewise with the vegan Cumberlands you can get, or at least could about five years ago from the Co-op.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Youths of today discovering idioms of yesteryear going, "mm technically, this implies..." as if that wasn't the obvious, intended implication to begin with.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

We have so many unique individual cultures it’s absolutely ridiculous.

Fair enough that the USA has culture but that's a bit far, considering the size of the place.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Cornish pasty, apple crumble, scouse, trifle, haggis, rarebit, Sunday roast, shepherd's pie, tatty scones... you can see why this "no flavour" joke is getting tiring.

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