Bumblebee tanuki was my first impression
Nasan
The gifts weren't given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.
The grim and cockney reaper.
Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!
It can sense when something's blocking it from closing all the way. It was just foolishly programmed to only pop back open a few times. Think it was the third or fourth was where it went into guillotine mode.
Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks
Windows XP deciding not to boot one day and not being able to find the OEM recovery disk
It's like the terminally online equate their filling out a meme template to sculpting a Michaelangelo.
Xbox controller is also fine, as long as you intend on ordering a new one only to get a bong in the mail
Crowd II: The Struckening
This is the kind of thing you do for the kid that's feeling down about their injured appearance. For a supposed leader of the free world who brought the injury on themselves, it's definitely more like kissing the ring
It's all in the numbers. Number one, that's terror.